Mars: Lower Gravity, Heavier Riffs
Medusa: Literally Invented Stoner Metal
Megalodon: Extinction Level Shredding
Metal: The Wise Choice
Mitch: Not That Intense
My Guitar Skills: Smoke on the Water
Napoleon Bonaparte: No Napoleon Complex, Just Complex Riffage
Nikola Tesla: Alternating Current / Direct Carnage
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Oblong Box Funeral Home & Crematorium
Oblong Box Graphic Design Company
Oblong Box Moving & Storage
One Giant Leap for Heavy Metal
Polar Bear: Kvlt as Ice
St. Anger Is a Good Album
Still Riffing in 3028
The Goth Girlfriend
Theodore Roosevelt: Speak Softly and Play a Heavy Riff
Therapy Flying V
Trash Panda Drummer
Vincent van Gogh: Starry Night, Heavy Riffs
Wall of Death: This Is Fine
Wanted: Goth Girlfriend
What the F is Heavy Metal?
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Charles Darwin: Survival of the Heaviest
Charles Lindbergh: No Remorse
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