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Lars Was Right About Napster (maybe)

Lars Was Right About Napster (maybe)

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My Guitar Skills: Smoke on the Water

My Guitar Skills: Smoke on the Water

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Mitch: Not That Intense

Mitch: Not That Intense

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I Listen to Megadeth for the Vocals

I Listen to Megadeth for the Vocals

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St. Anger Is a Good Album

St. Anger Is a Good Album

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Chief Execution Officer

Chief Execution Officer

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Metal: The Wise Choice

Metal: The Wise Choice

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Helen Keller: Felt Every Riff

Helen Keller: Felt Every Riff

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Guitar Tab: The Riff

Guitar Tab: The Riff

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Wall of Death: This Is Fine

Wall of Death: This Is Fine

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Theodore Roosevelt: Speak Softly and Play a Heavy Riff

Theodore Roosevelt: Speak Softly and Play a Heavy Riff

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Edgar Allan Poe: Quoth the Riff

Edgar Allan Poe: Quoth the Riff

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Trash Panda Drummer

Trash Panda Drummer

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Therapy Flying V

Therapy Flying V

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Apex Predator: Zero Guitar Skills

Apex Predator: Zero Guitar Skills

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Corpsepaint Casual Friday

Corpsepaint Casual Friday

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Grindcore: Blink and You'll Miss It

Grindcore: Blink and You'll Miss It

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Vincent van Gogh: Starry Night, Heavy Riffs

Vincent van Gogh: Starry Night, Heavy Riffs

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Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart: Requiem for a Riff

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart: Requiem for a Riff

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Winston Churchill: Never Surrender the Encore

Winston Churchill: Never Surrender the Encore

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Napoleon Bonaparte: No Napoleon Complex, Just Complex Riffage

Napoleon Bonaparte: No Napoleon Complex, Just Complex Riffage

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Isaac Newton: Without Calculus, There'd Be No Mathcore

Isaac Newton: Without Calculus, There'd Be No Mathcore

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Neil Armstrong: One Giant Leap for Heavy Metal

Neil Armstrong: One Giant Leap for Heavy Metal

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Genghis Khan: Empire Built on Blast Beats

Genghis Khan: Empire Built on Blast Beats

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Ada Lovelace: Compiling Chaos Since 1843

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