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Medusa: Literally Invented Stoner Metal

Medusa: Literally Invented Stoner Metal

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Helen Keller: Felt Every Riff

Helen Keller: Felt Every Riff

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Ada Lovelace: Compiling Chaos Since 1843

Ada Lovelace: Compiling Chaos Since 1843

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Theodore Roosevelt: Speak Softly and Play a Heavy Riff

Theodore Roosevelt: Speak Softly and Play a Heavy Riff

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Edgar Allan Poe: Quoth the Riff

Edgar Allan Poe: Quoth the Riff

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Vincent van Gogh: Starry Night, Heavy Riffs

Vincent van Gogh: Starry Night, Heavy Riffs

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Nikola Tesla: Alternating Current / Direct Carnage

Nikola Tesla: Alternating Current / Direct Carnage

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Ludwig van Beethoven: Couldn't Hear It, Still Wrote It

Ludwig van Beethoven: Couldn't Hear It, Still Wrote It

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Julius Caesar: Et Tu, Brutalist?

Julius Caesar: Et Tu, Brutalist?

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Marie Curie: The Half-Life of Heavy

Marie Curie: The Half-Life of Heavy

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Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart: Requiem for a Riff

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart: Requiem for a Riff

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Winston Churchill: Never Surrender the Encore

Winston Churchill: Never Surrender the Encore

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Napoleon Bonaparte: No Napoleon Complex, Just Complex Riffage

Napoleon Bonaparte: No Napoleon Complex, Just Complex Riffage

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George Washington: F/T

George Washington: F/T

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Isaac Newton: Without Calculus, There'd Be No Mathcore

Isaac Newton: Without Calculus, There'd Be No Mathcore

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Neil Armstrong: One Giant Leap for Heavy Metal

Neil Armstrong: One Giant Leap for Heavy Metal

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Leonardo da Vinci: Blueprints for Destruction

Leonardo da Vinci: Blueprints for Destruction

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Genghis Khan: Empire Built on Blast Beats

Genghis Khan: Empire Built on Blast Beats

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Erik the Red: Valhalla House Band

Erik the Red: Valhalla House Band

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Albert Einstein: Unified Theory of Riffs

Albert Einstein: Unified Theory of Riffs

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Cleopatra: Embalmed in Riffs

Cleopatra: Embalmed in Riffs

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Charles Lindbergh: No Remorse

Charles Lindbergh: No Remorse

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Charles Darwin: Survival of the Heaviest

Charles Darwin: Survival of the Heaviest

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Ada Lovelace: Compiling Chaos Since 1843

Ada Lovelace: Compiling Chaos Since 1843

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Albert Einstein: Unified Theory of Riffs

Albert Einstein: Unified Theory of Riffs

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Apex Predator: Zero Guitar Skills

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